#2. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
#3. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
#4. Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
#5. The advantage of exercising every day is so that when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good, doesn't she?'
#6. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
#7. I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years – just getting over the hill.
#8. We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
#9. I joined a health club last year, spent over $400 bucks, and haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
#10. Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.